There once was a park in Tennessee
Adding a waterfall so lovely
Stained glass windows in place
In the chapel with grace
Reflecting the singer’s deep faith, you see
There once were two officers brave,
In a shooting they found they could not save,
They were wounded but strong,
Their courage held long,
In their duty they never did cave.
There once were two hosts, so immense,
Jesse and Julie, always intense,
On the air they would spar,
In a lively repartee jar,
Their banter just made so much sense.
A journalist from the Times, so keen,
Noticed the circle was small, so mean,
In size it was fine,
But lacking in shine,
A story of circles, not seen.
The 2026 midterms, he’d insist
“About one thing and one thing, we’ll persist”
The Democratic view
For the voters to chew
One issue, the focus, they’d enlist
There once was a CNN data guru
Who spotted the party’s breakthrough
November looks good
As the clock ticks it should
For success on election day, it’s true
There once were young folks from Latin,
Gathered on beaches, parks for battlin’,
“aura battles” they’d play,
From web to real, a new way,
In public spaces, their fun unravellin’.
There once was a man named Pete Hegseth,
Who ousted Gen. Randy George, how deft!
He made a bold move,
And we all must approve,
For the Army’s future, it was left.
There once was a star, age twenty-eight,
Said the transport chief to his mate,
“He’s a reminder, you see,
That men will still be
Men, despite their changing state.”
There once was a man named Wei,
In Saipan he sadly did lay,
The guard found him still,
Unresponsive and chill,
On that fateful August day.