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There once was a debt quite obscene,
Forty trillion, what does it mean?
In the midterm election,
A Republican connection,
To keep control, will it convene?

Nearly everything’s up for sale,
At the event next week without fail.
From antiques to fine art,
Shopping spree’s just the start,
A unique experience, without any entail.

There once was a president quite,
Who sounded just like his past plight,
For his words were not good,
Just like those before, he should,
Learn to speak with more wisdom and light.

There once was a House speaker so bold,
Who scolded a reporter named Manu.
He lashed out in a rage,
On the CNN stage,
But the truth, it did finally unfold.

There once was a ship, bold and grand,
Sailed the seas for more than 250 days unplanned,
A record-setting feat,
In the salty sea heat,
With a crew who truly manned.

There once was a leader from Canada
Who made three demands come what may
From the Trump administration
In a bold proclamation
His message was clear all the way

The vice president said with a scowl,
The Antichrist may be out there right now,
He’ll deceive with great skill,
Bringing chaos at will,
But we’ll fight back with faith, anyhow.

There once was a Texan with pride,
Whose feelings about a nickname did chide.
It may be a surprise,
But he did despise,
The infamous label he couldn’t abide.

A cop named Sean Farrell in dread,
Shot a student, now the boy is dead.
Charged with manslaughter, he’ll pay,
For his actions that day,
Justice will now be widely spread.

There once was a podcaster so bold,
“Who cares if it’s Lake Ontario?” he told.
He rambled and tweeted,
And stubbornly repeated,
His love for the lake was pure gold.