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There once was a player named Pettit
On the court, he was truly elite
For the St. Louis Hawks, he did play
And won the MVP in his day
His skills and talent were hard to beat.

There once was a lad named Nolan Wells,
Whose death brought forth many more tales.
In Mississippi, Black teen,
Over Fourth of July scene,
New details emerge, the story swells.

There once was a man named Carlson
Who claimed Trump should have been undone
In an NPR chat
He stated that
Removal from office was the only run.

There once was a lawmaker who slyly
Called out her one-time ally,
With a voice loud and clear,
She made it quite clear,
Their friendship was now wry.

There once was a judge named Tim Kelly,
Said the ban on three outlets was smelly,
He declared it unconstitutional,
His verdict was quite sensational,
For freedom of press, he was quite belly.

There once was an ad on Fox News,
That left viewers feeling confused.
It was funded by the state,
But the message was great,
A government-sponsored ruse.

There once were some critics who’d say
That the movie was quite poor, nay.
But the audience cheered,
Their opinions revered,
And the film went on to win the day.

There once was a man named Trump,
His media project was a slump.
It started with a bang,
But soon lost its bang,
Now it’s just a big media dump.

There once was a man named Terry
Who said, “Trust in the GOP is quite scary
Under Trump’s reign
Voters feel the strain
American Principles Project does carry”

There once was a man named Deace
Who couldn’t decide on his case
To share or not share
He was in despair
In fear of causing a dark place